If You're A False, Don't Entry

ahwuu:

"Let’s do our new fistbump, Michael!"

"We came up with that last night at the bar about 14 drinks in." (x)

Here are those Ryan Haywood modeling shots.

Here are those Ryan Haywood modeling shots.

achievementt-teeth:

*me searching for the picture of Ryan when he was a professional model*

achievementt-teeth:

*me searching for the picture of Ryan when he was a professional model*

elemeno-pee:

Lorde wins Best Rock Song and is understandably confused

elemeno-pee:

Lorde wins Best Rock Song and is understandably confused

Hah, I discovered your Tumblr from the notes section of a stupid SJW post. (This is spleen btw)

hai spreen <3

movethefuckoverbro:

This guy gets on my bus every morning and as soon as he sits down, he sits on the aisle seat with his legs tilted out into the aisle. Then, when we get onto the motorway (where nobody can get on the bus and potentially sit next to him), he scoots in and sits like this and holy fuck he really makes me angry. If somebody approaches him and asks for him to move, he just stares blankly until they give up and sit somewhere else. Fuck this guy. 

Your bag is taking up an empty seat you fuck

movethefuckoverbro:

This guy gets on my bus every morning and as soon as he sits down, he sits on the aisle seat with his legs tilted out into the aisle. Then, when we get onto the motorway (where nobody can get on the bus and potentially sit next to him), he scoots in and sits like this and holy fuck he really makes me angry. If somebody approaches him and asks for him to move, he just stares blankly until they give up and sit somewhere else. Fuck this guy. 

Your bag is taking up an empty seat you fuck

reincremation:

Death Metal Classics - Part 5

Death - Individual Thought Patterns - 1993

Brutality - Screams of Anguish - 1993

Grave - Into The Grave - 1991

Carnage - Dark Recollections - 1990 

Cryptopsy - Blasphemy Made Flesh - 1994

Hypocrisy - Osculum Obscenum - 1993

Bolt Thrower - The IV Crusade - 1992

Necrophobic - The Nocturnal Silence - 1993

Suffocation - Human Waste - 1991

Monstrosity - Imperial Doom - 1992